i’m so ready to move out of this fucking apartment yo

yung-medusa:

valentine’s day

        lentine’s day

                ntine’s day

                        e’s day

                                 ay

                                    ayyyy

                                           ayyyyy vodka

mrsdwight:

adkkk:

byemeghan:

My weight loss story: I’m Meghan and I lost 20 pounds in 4 weeks using this new cleanse my best friend recommended. I’ve been eating the exact same way as before and I lost 20 pounds. My metabolism is faster than Usain Bolt now. The other thing I like about the cleanse is it’s 100% organic, and helps remove bad toxins from your body. If you’re somebody struggling to lose weight, I would highly recommend giving this a try. I have yet to see anything else that works like it. Tip: you can get a free bottle (and only pay like $4 for shipping) if you order now because of some sort of summer special. I got my bottle free thanks to the summer deal which is crazy cause I’ve spent more on weight loss products in the past that flat out did not work. Good luck to everyone trying to lose weight!

thank you for recommending the cleanse! figured i’d give it a try and just got my free bottle thanks to their summer special, btw congrats on your progress you look fucking fab!!


YOU GO GIRL

tortillah:

when the quiet kid in class makes a good comeback

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john-wann:

SO DID THEY HAVE HAIR OR NOT

whorville:

Yes hello 911. I’m bored you wanna chill or some shit

untrustyou:

Harry Clark 
modusops:

Maximum Clearance.

echte:

i think seventh grade was a dark time for everyone

bewwbs:

how to get girls to like you:

  1. compliment their eyebrows
  2. eat them out

(Source: a-greek-goddess)